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, , , | Right | October 17, 2019

(A guest with a thick accent comes up to the front desk looking for directions.)

Guest: “Can you tell me where is the nearest cheep-otel?”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Guest: “The nearest cheep-otel?”

(They way he is pronouncing it, it sounds like “cheap hotel.”)

Me: “Well… there’s a couple [Hotels] in the area, or if you go down [Street] there are some smaller-name hotels, but I don’t really know any of their price ranges.”

Guest: “No! Cheep-otel! The Mexican place? They make burritos?”

Me: “Um… OH! CHIPOTLE!”

(Awkward silence.)

Me: “Let me look that up for you.”

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