Now Entering Manual Respiration Mode

I work as a software tester. Also, I sometimes subconsciously hold my breath for no reason.

Wife: “You’re forgetting to breathe again…”

Me: *Pretending to pout.* “I don’t want to.”

Wife: “I know, it’s awfully boring and inconvenient. You could always try to become a Vampire, or a Lich.”

Me: “Hmm, with my profession, it’s more likely I’ll become a Glitch.”