Now All They Need Is The Videotape

| Romantic | October 17, 2013

Girlfriend: “If you lie to me, I will kill you.”

Me: *calling her bluff* “I hate you, and wish we’d never had this relationship.”

(All of a sudden, she starts kissing me all over.)

Me: “What are you doing?”

Girlfriend: “I’M KILLING YOU WITH LOVE!”

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