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(I’m sweeping when an older gentleman comes up. Note that I’m female.)
Customer: “It’s good to see you doing that.”
Me: “Oh… um… thank you.”
Customer: “So many of you young ladies these days are d*** fem’nists.”
Me: “Actually, sir, I am a feminist. It’s just a little dirty, so I need to clean up.”
Customer: “You d*** fem’nists! Taking jobs from real ‘Mericans who need jobs.”
Me: “Sir, I was born in this country. I’m a third-generation American. Being a feminist makes me no less American than you. I just support women’s rights.”
Customer: “That ain’t ‘Merican! Women ain’t ‘Merican!”
Me: *speechless*
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