Nothing As Strange As Strangers
College & University | Friendly
| March 31, 2014
(I am in a student lounge, packing up my stuff to go to my next class, when a guy sits down in the chair next to me, unfortunately, right in front of the plug where my computer is plugged in. He is on the phone.)
Guy: “I’m just so done, man. I just- I need to be free.”
Me: *quietly* “Excuse me? Could you move your chair forward a bit?”
(He does without incident.)
Guy: “I’m like an animal. I’m a dolphin. Except I don’t rape people. That’s not cool. And I don’t smell bad. Though my mouth is kinda like a blowhole…”
(Reluctantly, I walk away…)
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