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Nothing As Strange As Strangers

| Friendly | March 31, 2014

(I am in a student lounge, packing up my stuff to go to my next class, when a guy sits down in the chair next to me, unfortunately, right in front of the plug where my computer is plugged in. He is on the phone.)

Guy: “I’m just so done, man. I just- I need to be free.”

Me: *quietly* “Excuse me? Could you move your chair forward a bit?”

(He does without incident.)

Guy: “I’m like an animal. I’m a dolphin. Except I don’t rape people. That’s not cool. And I don’t smell bad. Though my mouth is kinda like a blowhole…”

(Reluctantly, I walk away…)

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