Nothing Accidental About What They’re Implying

| OH, USA | Friendly | April 20, 2016

(I’m driving down the highway with two of my friends.)

Friend #1: “Hey, [Friend #2], were you born on the highway? Cause that’s where most accidents happen.”

Friend #2: “Was your mom texting when she conceived you? Cause that’s how most accidents happen.”

Me: “Were you guys born between five to six pm? Because that’s when most accidents happen.”

(We’re all 23.)

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