Not Waiting For A Lightbulb Moment

(I’m far from being a car expert, but when one of the headlamps on my old car burns out, I discover that I can open the hood, reach in, and unscrew the burned-out bulb. So I carry it into an auto-parts store.)

Me: *holding up the bulb* “I need to buy a replacement for this bulb.”

Female Cashier: “Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don’t be askin’ me!” *pointing to another customer* “Ask him! He’s a man!”

(He didn’t even work there — but he did know where to find the replacement bulb.)