Not Very Good At Eye Spy

(I’m at a summer activity for young single adults when this guy, about a foot shorter and a hundred pounds lighter than me, singles me out and attempts to flirt.)

Guy: “You know, I think girls with blonde hair and blue eyes are the most attractive in the world.”

Me: “…”

Guy: *a minute later when I don’t thank him or anything* “Oh!” *squints at me* “Your eyes are brown.”

Me: “Yep.”

Guy: “Well… uh… I think girls with blonde hair and brown eyes are like… tied with girls with blue eyes…”

Me: “Uh huh.”

(The rest of the conversation went nowhere, despite him never giving up. Kudos for trying.)