Not Very Cagey About Their Drinking
(A woman has come in looking for a hamster for her seven-year-old daughter’s birthday the next day. I’ve gone over the basic care instructions and all that’s left is to pick out the cage.)
Me: “Okay, so the dwarf hamster is pretty small, and any of these cages will be big enough. I would recommend this one, since it comes with food, bedding, food dish and a water bottle.”
Customer: “Which one is the easiest to put together? I’m gonna be pretty drunk tonight when I set this thing up.”
Me: “…Let me show you the pre-assembled cages.”
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