Taking All The Fun Out Of Fungi

(I am helping my mom make dinner. She has just put some mushrooms in the pan to start cooking.)

Me: “Hey Mom, why did everyone at the party like the mushroom?”

Mom: “Because they could keep him in the dark and feed him s***?”

Me: “… No. Because… because he was a ‘fun guy.'”

Mom: “Oh. I thought too deep on that one didn’t I?”