Not Too Bright
It is the late 90s and I am a software developer who also gets brought into a lot of web projects. Many clients don’t really understand the ‘net at all:
Client: “The page background is too dull. It needs to be a brighter white.”
Me: “It’s already #ffffff; that’s the brightest white possible.”
Client: “It’s still too dull. Fix it.”
Me: “Try turning the brightness control on your monitor up.”
Client: “…That fixed it! That’s great!”
Followed by…
Client: “So how do we turn up the brightness control for everyone who visits the site?”
Question of the Week
Tell us about the most outrageous request a customer has ever made!