Not Thinking Outside The Box Office

I work in a movie theater as a greeter that tears tickets or scans them based on how they are purchased. I do not sell them. A couple walks in. I shout after them.

Me: “Hey there, guys! Do you have your tickets?”

Couple: “Yes, we do.”

Me: “All righty, I’ll check those for you.”

They walk up and stand in silence for a minute. I’m waiting for them to hand me their tickets.

Couple: “Yeah, so two for It: Chapter Two.”

Me: “Sir, the box office is behind you; I check the tickets.”

Couple: “This is unbelievable!”

This happens about five times a day.