Not The Warmth She Was Thinking Of

| Romantic | January 15, 2016

(My alarm goes off one morning for work and it’s absolutely freezing. I always get up before my husband, but this morning I was having an especially hard time getting out of bed.)

Me: “I just want to stay in bed with you all day.”

Husband: “Wifey, I have an amazing idea!”

Me: “What’s that?”

Husband: “Stay in bed with me all day!”

Me: “I like the way you think!”

(He envelops me in his arms and pulls me in for a tight cuddle.)

Me: “This is perfect. I’ll stay here forever!”

Husband: *lets out extremely loud fart*

Me: “Suddenly getting up doesn’t sound so hard anymore…”

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