Not The Usual Carrot You Dangle With A Stick
(I’m in high school. I’m in line for lunch when I hear the two people in front of me have this conversation:)
Person #1: “You get marijuana for medical reasons, right?”
Person #2: “Yeah, why?”
Person #1: “Can you get me some?”
Person #2: “Dude, no, I can’t do that.”
Person #1: “What if I give you extra carrots?”
(You’re only allowed up to two fruit or veggie sides, but people often sneak extras.)
Person #2: *pause* “Fine.”
(I saw the first guy toss the second one a packet of baby carrots after they got their pizza. Unless that was some inside joke they had, I witnessed someone trade marijuana for a few overripe baby carrots.)
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
