Not The Only Hollow Thing In The Store
Customer: “Do you have any record players?”
Me: “We only have one model, but they’re all sold out right now.”
(She leaves and comes back five minutes later.)
Customer: “Ha! I found one! I knew you were lying to me!”
(She carries the very large and heavy display version of the turntable from a few aisles over.)
Me: “Uh, ma’am, I can’t sell you the display.”
Customer: “Why not?”
Me: “Well, for one thing, I can’t open the case around it. Second, the one in there is just hollowed-out plastic. It’s not a working player.”
Customer: “So, can I get it at a discount?”
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