Not The One That He Wants

(My wife and I are sitting on the sofa watching TV. We both have a background in theater. I notice that I’m cold.)

Me: “I’ve got chills.”

Wife: “Are they multiplying?”

Me: “Yeah, and I think I’m losing control.”

Wife: “I bet the power they’re supplying is electrifying.”

Me: “Forget it. I’m not saying ‘I need a man.’”