Not The Most Well-Red
High School | Learning
| March 17, 2015
(My English class is being assigned characters and symbols for The Great Gatsby.)
Teacher: “Tom is affiliated with the color red. Now what does red stand for?”
Student #1: “Fire!”
Student #2: “Pain!”
Me: *very loudly* “COMMUNISM!”
(Everyone goes silent and looks at me.)
Teacher: “Um… yes. But wrong era.”
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What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
