Not The Kind Of Course You Had In Mind

(I am giving a tour in a residence hall.)

Parent of student: “Are boys and girls allowed in the same room?”

Me: “No, the genders here are separated by floor or sides of the building.”

Parent of student: “No, I mean can they sleep in the same room? In the same bed?”

Me: “We are not a religious university. We don’t have any rules against it.”

Parent of student: “Will I be notified if my daughter is having intercourse?”