Not The Hardest Pickup Line
(Like most pizzerias, we take orders over the phone.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Pizzeria]; pickup or delivery?”
Customer: “Hi, is it possible that I can order something to be ready when I get there?”
Me: “So… a pickup?”
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