Not The Cream Of The Crop, Part 2

| Related | May 6, 2013

(My girlfriend is a rather heavyset woman with a rather heavyset brother. I’m no lightweight myself. My girlfriend and I have just finished baking, and have lined bowls of ice cream with freshly-baked cookies. We’re in the dining room when her brother comes in.)

Brother: “What’s that?”

Me: “We lined our bowls with cookies!”

(Her brother nods, heads into the kitchen, and soon returns with a bowl of his own. We eat in silence for a while, until I realize something is a bit off.)

Me: “Did you… is that just a bowl of whipped cream?”

Brother: “I… but you two…”

Me: “We’ve got ice cream in our bowls!”

Brother: “…I’m not fat!”

(He fake sobs and begins shoveling whipped cream into his mouth.)


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