Not The Brightest Thing In The Room

(My boyfriend and I are sitting on the couch after a movie that is set mostly at night, and the screen is suddenly very bright. Both of us moan at the brightness.)

Boyfriend: “Oh, my god, it’s too bright! I wish there was something like a curtain you could pull in front of your eyes.”

Me: “You mean, something like eye-lids?”

(Cue laughter for a few minutes, then he looks at me.)

Boyfriend: “I swear I’m not stupid.”