Not The Brightest Lava Lamp In The Room
Middle School | Learning
| February 9, 2014
(I’m in my seventh grade earth science class. We are discussing volcanic eruptions. My class tends to freak out.)
Student #1: “Wait, what would we do if all the volcanoes erupted?”
Teacher: “Well, first of all—”
Student #2: “Oh, my GOD! We could all live underground because all the magma would be above ground!”
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