Not The Breast Self-Awareness

| Related | July 14, 2013

(My brother and I are sitting across from each other on the train, on the way to work. I am reading a book, when the gentleman next to me nudges me.)

Gentleman: *whispering* “I don’t want to scare you, but the man across from you has been staring at your chest for a while.”

(I look at my brother, who is in fact intensely staring at my chest.)

Me: “[Brother]? What are you doing?”

Brother: *looks up, surprised* “One of your shirt buttons is open.”

(I close the offending button.)

Me: “You could have just said so.”

Brother: “I thought it would be awkward.”

Me: “So, you just decided to stare at it instead?”

Brother: “I thought maybe you would notice on your own.”

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