Not That Nuts About You Lying To Me

, , , , , | Right | April 22, 2019

(Our chocolate crepes are made with an organic version of Nutella, and are labelled as a “hazelnut spread.”)

Customer: “I want a hazelnut crepe, but don’t put the caramelized pecans on it; I’m allergic to nuts!”

Me: “I’m not making you a crepe with hazelnut spread, which contains nuts, if you just told me you’re allergic to nuts.”

Customer: “Oh, it’ll be fine. I’m not that allergic.”

Me: “Nope. The spread contains pecans. You’re allergic to pecans. It’s not happening.”

Customer: “Fine. I just don’t like pecans. Now can you make me my crepe?”

(Never works. No one’s going to the hospital while I’m the chef there.)

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