Not That Kind Of Camp

I’m in the lobby of a hotel in Kraków, Poland. I overhear two women walk up to one of the concierges and start complaining.

Guest #1: “Why did you recommend we go to Auschwitz?!”

Guest #2: “That place was depressing as h***!”

Concierge: “Ladies, you asked what the most visited places were, and I did explain the history of the memorial site.”

Guest #1: “Well, we did not have fun there.”

Concierge: “Neither did my grandparents.”

You could have heard a pin drop…