Not Taking His Job Deathly Seriously

| Working | November 23, 2013

(As a funeral rep for a newspaper, I have to call numerous funeral homes to verify death for legal reasons.)

Funeral Home Director: “Thanks for calling [Funeral Home]. Can I assist you?”

Me: “Yes, I’m calling to verify someone’s death. Last name is [Last Name].”

Funeral Home Director: “Oh yeah, they just wheeled her in. I’ll be throwing her in the incinerator in a few minutes. Here’s hoping she’s dead!” *chuckles*

Me: “…”

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