Not So Sweet Resolution
Coworker: “Hey, you have to pick a name. We’re doing secret Santa.”
Me: “Sorry, but I’m visiting family over December, so I won’t be here.”
Coworker: “DUH! That’s why you pick a name now, and then we can all open them at the Christmas party.”
Me: “When is the party?”
Coworker: “18th December.”
Me: “To which I won’t be here…”
Coworker: “…do you maybe want to pick a d*** name and stop being an a**hole?!”
(I pick a name and buy something before I leave the week later. When I get back in January:)
Coworker: “WHERE WERE YOU?!”
Me: “I told you. I was visiting family over December.”
Coworker: “You should have said. [Coworker] got you a box of sweets, but I decided to take them home. Otherwise, they would have been eaten just being left here.”
Me: “So, where are they?”
Coworker: “I ate them.”
Me: “…”