Not Such A Genius

(My girlfriend and I are playing around in bed when I take her breasts in my hands.)

Me: “I just thought of the perfect name for your boobs!”

Girlfriend: “What?”

Me: *playing with her breasts* “What are we going to do tonight brain? Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world. Pinky and the brain, brain, brain, brain.”

(My girlfriend is not looking too amused.)

Me: “Guess it is off the table now?”

Girlfriend: “Uh-huh.”

Me: “So close!”