Won’t See Hide Nor Hair Of Him At This Rate

(My boyfriend and I are having a conversation that somehow got onto the topic of if one of us theoretically died.)

Me: *purposely messing with him* “You know, if you died I could just date [His Best Friend] instead. You guys are basically the same person.”

Boyfriend: *sounding annoyed* “Well, if you feel that way, you can just go date him now.”

Me: “No, I didn’t mean it like that! I was just kidding. He could never replace you.”

Boyfriend: *relieved* “Okay, thanks.”

Me: “Yeah… mostly because he has a beard, and I’m really not into those…”

Boyfriend: *glares*