Not Speaking Plainly Enough
(When my daughter was very young, she went through a phase when she wouldn’t eat pasta that had “stuff” on it. It was sometimes hard to convince restaurant servers that we wanted absolutely plain pasta.)
Me: *to server* “Could I get some plain pasta for my daughter, please?”
Server: “Sure!” *turns to leave*
Me: “Um, sorry to be a bother, but when I say ‘plain,’ I mean ‘absolutely nothing on it.’ No sauce, no cheese, no parsley, nothing.”
Server: “Plain pasta, got it.”
(When the food arrives, it has a garnish of parsley all around the edge of the bowl, some of which has fallen into the pasta itself. My daughter stares at it in dismay.)
Me: “Excuse me; I asked for plain pasta.”
Server: “That IS plain pasta.”
Me: *points at the parsley*
Server: “That’s just GARNISH! It doesn’t count!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.