Not So Stupid Cupid

(My English teacher has brought her six-year-old daughter to school. I gave her a tour. At lunchtime, I am staring at my crush.)

Kid: *speaking loudly, pointing at my crush* “Miss [My Name], is that guy your boyfriend?”

Me: “No. He isn’t.”

Kid: “Then why are you staring at him, and why is your face pink?”

Me: “Uh… because… um…”

(I am rendered speechless by a six-year-old.)

Kid: “Do you want him to be your boyfriend?”

Me: “Uh… Yeah.”

(I start eating. A few minutes later my crush comes to me.)

Crush: “Uh… Hi, [My Name]. This kid told me that you wanted to be my girlfriend…”

(My crush is also blushing. Suddenly, the kid starts singing so loud that the entire cafeteria turns to her.)

Kid: “[My Name] and [Crush], sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”

(So, basically, a six-year-old scored me a boyfriend.)