Not-So-Straight Cut Jeans
(I am on the phone to my Dad.)
Me: “Yesterday was awesome! We went to the mall and I got a lesbian shirt!”
(I meant I bought a shirt with a rainbow flag on it.)
Dad: “Wait, a lesbian shirt? You mean a shirt that likes other shirts instead of pants?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
