Not-So-Smart-Phone, Part 37

(I am at the beach with my mom. My mom has a nice newer iPhone, while I have an old third generation iPhone. I can’t take picture on my phone while she can.)

Mom: “Take a picture and send it to me now!”

Me: “I don’t have any data on my phone so I can’t.”

Mom: “Take the picture now or I WILL ground you.”

Me: “You have a phone with data and can take better pictures on your phone than mine.”

Mom: “Don’t back talk. Take the d*** picture. Or give me your phone for a month.”

Me: “If you take my phone then I can’t take a picture.”

Mom: “I’m done with this s***. Give me your phone and take a picture.” *says this while taking my phone out of my hand*

Me: “I can’t take a picture now.”

Mom: “WHY?”

Me: “You took my phone.”

Mom: “Get in the car NOW.”