Not-So-Smart-Phone, Part 34

Brother: “Oh, I left my phone in Dad’s car. I’ll just text him. Oh, wait…”

Me: *thinking he might be joking* “Was that actually your thought process?”

Brother: “Yep.”

(A few minutes later.)

Me: *to Dad* “[Brother] left his phone in your car.”

Brother: “Text me if you find it. Oh, wait.”

Me: “Are you serious?”

Brother: “Yep.”