Not-So-Smart-Phone, Part 34
Brother: “Oh, I left my phone in Dad’s car. I’ll just text him. Oh, wait…”
Me: *thinking he might be joking* “Was that actually your thought process?”
Brother: “Yep.”
(A few minutes later.)
Me: *to Dad* “[Brother] left his phone in your car.”
Brother: “Text me if you find it. Oh, wait.”
Me: “Are you serious?”
Brother: “Yep.”