Not So Modest Aspirations
(I’m speaking with a three-year-old girl as I serve her mother.)
Me: “Do you like the pharmacy? Do you think you will be a pharmacist when you grow up?”
Girl: “No! I will be a dancer!”
Me: “Oh, a dancer! That’s nice! Like in a dance group?”
Girl: “No! On the pole!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?