Not So Merry Men
(I tend to enjoy classic movies. I’m sitting in the coffee bar with some friends and I have a program guide for a cable network that famously plays classic movies 24/7. This month’s issue has a picture of Errol Flynn on the cover.)
Friend #1: “Errol Flynn? Who’s that?”
Friend #2: “He was an actor in the 30s, 40s, and 50s.”
Me: “Yeah. He was in a classic film about Robin Hood.”
Friend #1: “What? Men in Tights?”
Me: “Okay, come here… Come here… Come here…”
(He reluctantly leans forward and I whack him over the head with the program guide.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?