Not-So-Immaculate Conceptions
(I’m cleaning a table that a young couple just left and find a used tampon floating in their old drink and a pregnancy test hiding in their napkin. I turn around to see a frantic woman.)
Customer: “Where is it?!”
Me: “Uh… excuse me?”
Customer: “I left some personal things here. What happened to them?”
(I look at my tub and then back at her. She looks at my tub and then back at me, and suddenly turns pale.)
Customer: “Oh…”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am?”
Customer: *suddenly quiet* “Do you remember what the result was?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Well, that’s just f****** great! Thanks for nothing!”
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