Not Since Johnny Storm Quit

I work at a donut shop. It is my first week of working here.

Customer: “Hello. Are your apple fritters handmade?”

Me: “They are, in fact, handmade by the same person that decorates the donuts and then deep-fried. The machine cooks them.”

Customer: “The machine cooks them?”

Me: “Yes. They’re handmade in the back. A machine cooks them.”

Customer: “Then they’re not handmade.”