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Not Short, And Not Sweet

| Working | May 23, 2013

(I’m trying to get something at an ice cream truck. Note: nothing is indicated as to prices or availability.)

Worker: “What would you like? We have the ice creams listed on the side of the truck.”

Me: “Can I get a freeze pop?”

Worker: “No freeze pops.”

Me: “Oh. Can I get a fruit bar?”

Worker: “No fruit bars.”

Me: “Okay… What about a drumstick?”

Worker: “All out.”

Me: “Toffee bars?”

Worker: “Nope.”

Me: “Cookie bars?”

Worker: “No.”

Me: “Do you have ANY brand-name ice cream?”

Worker: “No.”

Me: “…Okay. Then, I’ll have a dipped cone.”

Worker: “Out of dip.”

Me: “Then I’ll have a plain soft-serve.”

Worker: “No soft-serve.”

Me: “Do you have ANY ice cream at all?”

Worker: “We have number three, normal scoop in a cone.”

Me: “What flavors?”

Worker: “Chocolate.”

Me: “What else?”

Worker: “Chocolate.”

Me: “You couldn’t tell me you were out of everything but one type of ice cream in the beginning?”

Worker: “That’s not my job.”

(I ended up buying the chocolate scoop. Funny how someone so sour could sell something so sweet.)

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