Not Sheepish With Romance

| Romantic | May 21, 2014

(My boyfriend has just seen the outfit I’m wearing for the day and is commenting on it.)

Boyfriend: “That cute dress just makes me want to do terrible things to you.”

Me: “Don’t do that! I’m virginal! If you violate my purity then no one will want to buy my love with three goats.”

Boyfriend: “I already have all the goats for your love.”

Me: “That’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard.”

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