How To Know That Everything Is Awesome

(My dad, sister, and I are in the living room and my sister has decided to share a comment she’d read in a review of a recently released chick flick.)

Sister: “…and it says that even though it’s a crappy remake, it’s still a better date movie than The Lego Movie.”

Dad: “Ugh! What idiot would take a woman on a date to something like The Lego Movie?”

Me: “Are you kidding? That’ll be how I know I’ve got a keeper!”