Not Safe From Workmates

Caller: “I’d like to talk about opening an NSFW account.”

Me: “Excuse me? Can you repeat that?”

Caller: “An NSFW account.”

Me: “Could you tell me what NSFW means?”

Caller: “Nova Scotia Federal Wealth account. My coworker said if you sign up to one, you get $100!”

Me: “I think your friend might be playing a prank on you, I’m sorry to tell you. That type of account isn’t a thing.”

Caller: “Why would this be a prank?”

Me: “Let me tell you what NSFW really stands for.”

I tell him.

Caller: “I’m gonna kill him! He keeps doing this!” *Click.*