Not Really Our Calling

(I am a server. It is slowing down during my shift, and I’m usually happy to talk with my customers. I have a well-meaning elderly couple at my table. I was born and raised here, college-educated, and speak in a standard American dialect, almost valley girl sounding when I get giddy.)

Me: “So, is everything tasting great?”

Old man: “Yes, thank you. So, I’m curious, where are you from?”

(What he really wants to know, is what kind of non-white race am I.)

Me: “My parents are from India.”

Old man: “Oh! Indian, huh? Well, your English is very good. You should work in those, uh, those call centers… yeah! Because every time I call customer service, I can hardly understand what they are saying!”

Me: “Um… thank you, but that’s really not… uh… my area of interest.”

Old man: *shrugs* “Ah, well.”

Me: *forced, polite smile* “I’ll be back to check on you in a bit…”

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