Not Really Feline This Story

| USA | Friendly | October 2, 2015

(I’m on Skype, asking some writing buddies for advice for a novel I’m writing. I’m currently in the midst of typing up the next chapter when my cat jumps up and walks on the keyboard. I notice that she managed to step on just the right combination of letters to type out something rude.)

Me: “Guys, I don’t think my cat likes your suggestions.”

Friend #1: “What makes you think that?”

Me: “Because she actually just stepped on the keyboard in just the right way to type a penis in the middle of [Character]’s death scene.”

Friend #2: “I think that’s her way of saying ‘add more cats.'”

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