Not Really Feline This Snack

(I’m on the phone with my best friend when one of my cats jumps on my lap and starts meowing loudly.)

Me: “Hear him? Noisy beast.” *I clean his eye and he promptly eats the result* “Ugh, why does my cat think eye boogers are snacks?”

Friend: “Hey, my SON thinks eye boogers are snacks.”

Me: *cracks up*

Friend: “I swear, he goes after them with absolute manic glee.”

Me: “You win!”