Not Quite Your Flavor Of The Month
Husband: *reading ingredient list on a bottle of mustard* “So they have to list spices separately that people could be allergic to. That’s why paprika is listed, but then it just says spices farther down.”
Me: “I don’t really care for paprika; it just doesn’t have any flavor to me.”
Husband: *sits and thinks about paprika for a moment* “I suppose there must be a difference between the scented paprika and the stuff people eat.”
Me: *I sit there for a moment trying to figure out what he just said* “Scented paprika?”
Husband: *completely serious* “You know, that mixture of woody chunks that smell strongly that people put out in little dishes?”
Me: “Oh, honey! That’s pronounced potpourri!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
