Not Quite What Disney Had In Mind
Me: “Thank you for calling [Cinema]. How can I help you?”
Some Stoner: “Yeah. Do you have any funny movies?”
Me: “Sure…”
(I go through the list of comedies.)
Stoner: “Oh. I watched Toy Story today while I was high. That was pretty funny, seeing those toys running around all f**ked up. Do you have anything like that?”
(I put down the phone for a moment to stifle my laugh.)
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but we do not have any drug-induced movies playing right now.”
Stoner: “Oh. Well, uh… I’m gonna watch Toy Story 2 now.”
(Stoner hangs up.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.