Not Quite The Dazzling Advice They Were Looking For

(A customer approaches the counter holding a dress and a few tops.)

Me: “Hello! Are you all set?”

Customer: “Uh, maybe… What would you put with this?” *holds up the dress*

Coworker: “Like a cardigan over it? We have some over here.”

Customer: “I have a navy blue one.”

Me: “That might work, or we also have some white and pink over there that might look good, as well.”

(My coworker leads her over to the cardigans. She starts walking with her, then just stops in place.)

Customer: *annoyed* “I was talking about jewelry, actually.”

(Uh, okay. Sorry you thought we could read your mind?)