Not Quite The Cream Of The Crop

(My father and I go into a coffee shop to get some donuts and coffee.)

Cashier: “Can I take your order?”

Dad: “Yes, I’d like to order a medium coffee with sugar and cream, please.”

(The cashier paused, looking incredibly confused.)

Cashier: “I’m sorry, sir, we can’t do sugar and cream. We can do cream and sugar, though.”

Dad: “…”

(Without another word we left the building and went to a different shop. My father sputtered angrily the whole way home, while I laughed myself to tears.)