Overly Onerous Operation
(My name begins with an ‘O.’ I’m with my fiancé, who tells me that he’s thinking of something very nice that begins with an ‘O.’ I decide to have some fun with him.)
Me: “Are you thinking about orchids?”
Fiancé: “No.”
Me: “How about otters?”
Fiancé: “They are nice, but no.”
Me: “The ocean?”
Fiancé: “No.”
Me: “Ocarinas?”
Fiancé: “No.”
Me: “I know! You’re thinking about October!”
Fiancé: “No.”
(This continues for a while, with my suggestions getting progressively more strange. Finally, I’m a little bored with the game.)
Me: “Are you thinking about me?”
Fiancé: “No.”
Me: “What are you thinking about, then?”
Fiancé: “Orgasms!”
(He said it so happily and with such a big smile that I cracked up for about ten minutes straight.)
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